Breaking Up Is Hard to Do

I can’t look at you. Please leave.

No, not until we talk about this.

There’s nothing to talk about. It’s over. Continue reading

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Ham Sandwich Hitman

George was about to face the electric chair because of a ham sandwich. A goddamn ham sandwich. After a decade in prison, he still couldn’t quite believe it. As a hitman, he knew better than to expect a happy ending, but this was truly embarrassing. Continue reading