Welcome to the Madhouse

My mom is walking around the house with her pajama bottoms pulled up to her armpits because she says the elastic is itchy on her waist. My brother keeps breaking into a dance reminiscent of the one in Pulp Fiction… except with twerking – he says sometimes you just have to “booty shake.” My dad just texted me that he and his little dog are watching Milo and Otis, and that his little dog thinks Otis is a “real hunk.” Last week it was Frank from Men in Black.

I wonder if there are any nice, normal families willing to adopt a 32-year-old. I’m accepting applications.


2 comments on “Welcome to the Madhouse

  1. You write all of this and don’t even give a single mention to your Grandfather, AKA the best man ever.

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